Day 14: And so it begins

David Cameron was on the news today after reports got out that the zombies overran one of the refugee camps and got loose. That was a showstopper. Everything – and I mean everything – on every channel interrupted for the news flash, and it’s been rolling coverage ever since. No footage of the camp, though. They’ve got a safe zone around it and no-one’s allowed in our out.

But they’ll get out. I’ve seen enough movies to know that they always do.

I think the PM is a walking horror story at the best of times, so you can imagine my feelings on him now. If you ask me, this was his fault. He should never have let the refugees in. As soon as we knew what was happening in Europe we should have bricked up that tunnel and had the military patrolling the Channel and the airspace above it. We should have locked the country down. We would’ve been safe.

Now? Now none of us are safe. The United Kingdom is now home to the living dead. And to think, people hated the coalition after the last budget. I bet their popularity rating just hit an all new record low.

Was going to update my map, but don’t know if I can face it today. Going to go play in the garden with the kids instead. Who knows how many more chances we’ll get?

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Day 13: They’re here

Here is today’s map. Be advised, it’s becoming more and more difficult to sift through the information coming through from the media and internet. Much of the map is accurate, but – I’ll be honest – some of it is guesswork. I have no idea about some of the smaller countries in Europe and Africa, but I’ve gone ahead and coloured most of them red. If they aren’t already infested, then it’s only a matter of time.

Map showing spread of Z1NA zombie plague.

If you’ve looked closely enough, or if you’ve picked up a newspaper, turned on the TV or been near the internet in the last 12-16 hours, you’ll know that the UK now has reported cases of Z1NA infection. They’re apparently contained within the refugee camps at the moment, or that’s what the government are telling us at least.

David Cameron was on breakfast news reassuring everyone that everything was going to be OK. He was making an extra special effort not to look smug and condascending, so you know the situation has got to be serious. Part of me wanted a Zina to jump up from behind the couch and bite his throat out, but then I used to think that back before any of this even started. He’s just got that sort of face.

The other big shock news is that the US has reported ‘a handful of cases’ in the lower states. The rumours on Twitter suggest the infected came across the border, but there have been no reported cases in Mexico or anywhere else in South America, so I don’t know what to think.

Tomorrow I start shoring up my defences. We’ve got enough supplies to last us a few months. We’ve got weapons to use if the zombies find us way up here in the wilderness. We’re going to see this out. Whatever it takes.

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Day 12: Reality hits

Went down to the supermarket to find the shelves almost empty and people fighting over what was left. I’d only gone down for bread and milk, but that was all gone. Luckily we’ve got plenty of milk in the freezer, and UHT cartons for when that runs out. We’ve even got some of the powder stuff, for when things get really desperate.

I managed to get a few more packs of bread mix, which we can use in the bread machine as long as the electricity holds out. The power’s been pretty stable since it went out a couple of nights ago. I’m dreading the day it goes off and doesn’t come back on again.

The virus continues to spread across Europe. I’ll update my map later, but by the sounds of things there’s going to be a lot of countries turning red today. Still no reported cases in the UK, but boats have been trying to get across the Channel, and we’ve been welcoming them with open arms. Idiots. They say the refugees are being placed in secure quarantine, but I’ve seen enough movies to know that won’t make a difference. The zombies are coming. Maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but they’re coming, and all we can do is try to be ready.

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Day 11: The spread continues

It took me a bit longer today because there’s so much speculation in amongst the facts, but I think I’ve managed to get a pretty good idea of how far the virus has spread. Europe is really being hit hard now. One of the problems is that people are fleeing West from the zombies, and are bringing Zina infection with them.

Still no reported cases in the US, and they’re making damn sure their borders are protected. There have been reports of the US military firing on civilian aircraft attempting to enter their airspace, and the Navy is patrolling the coasts in an attempt to keep anyone getting in by sea.

I don’t think the UK government is being quite so gung-ho, but apparently the Channel Tunnel was sealed at our end when the virus hit France, cutting us off from the rest of Europe.

map showing spread of zombie infection

Map showing spread of zombie plague

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Day 11: Theories

Took a walk with the kids today. If we’re going to be cooped up in the house for a while, it’s good for them to get out now. Plus, the exercise will do us all good. I could do with shifting a stone in weight. Right now, running fast isn’t exactly my strong point, and I’m going to need to be able to run fast for what lies ahead.

While we were out the kids enjoyed looking at the animals in the fields around us. One little lamb came right up to the fence and tried to poke its head through to get to us. It took about twenty minutes to get the kids away from the thing, they were enjoying patting it so much.

Meanwhile, all I could think about was this.

How to butcher a lambWhen researching online I found a few diagrams that also showed the lamb’s brain, along with some recipes on cooking it. Given the situation, though, that felt like a step too far.

Eventually, I got them back inside, then went down and bought more tins of soup. We must have 100 cans of the stuff in the cupboard now, but they have a long date on them, and I wanted to stock up now before everyone else had the same idea. I’m amazed the shelves aren’t empty already, to be honest. In fact, I’m amazed that life seems to be going on pretty much as normal. People going to work, hitting the pub in the evening, whatever. Seems to me we’d be better off spending the time getting ready for when the zombies come.

Something occurred to me when I was driving back from the supermarket. Everything in Australia happened too fast.

I mean, literally overnight the whole country became infected. Now, Australia’s a big place, with thousands of miles of wide open spaces. It would take a zombie weeks to walk across it, and that’s if they didn’t decompose in the heat along the way.

No-one has given a definite answer as to what happened, but one theory is that some sort of experiment went wrong in one of the labs in the major cities. Probably Melbourne, they think, but that feels like a guess to me.

If that’s the case, though, how did it get to Sydney so quickly? Or Brisbane? Or any of the thousands of other towns and villages across the country? The theory seems flawed to me, unless – and this thought really scares me – unless the virus is airborne. Even then, though, it seems unlikely that the wind could carry it across the whole of Australia in a matter of hours.

So, something else then. A terrorist attack? It’s on too grand a scale for that. An act of God? I don’t believe in God, so I’m ruling that one out, even if others aren’t. Something must have caused the dead to start rising, though. But what? If only we had more information about what happened in Australia. Maybe then we could start piecing this whole thing together.

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Day 10: Pros & Cons

First up, here’s the map I’ve cobbled together based on the latest reports.

Map of zombie infection spread

Map charting the spread of zombie infestation.

It has been ten days since Australia went quiet, so eleven days at the very most since this whole thing started. Already, the map is turning red. All flights in and out of the UK have been cancelled, and the same with the US. Flights which were already underway are being allowed to refuel, then being sent back to their country of origin. No-one is allowed on or off the planes.

The World Health Organization are apparently preparing information on how to identify someone with the Z1NA virus. They’ll be the ones trying to eat your face, I’d imagine. We don’t need information leaflets to tell us that.

I’ve been thinking about the good points and bad points of where we live, in terms of how safe we’re going to be when Zina reaches here. Which it will. I don’t think anyone seriously believes otherwise now.

Here’s what I’ve come up with:

PROS:
Remote – 3 miles from town, along a difficult, single-track road.
Secure – 4 metal gates between house and the main road, which can be barricaded.
Private water supply – even if mains water goes, our house is fed from a natural spring.
Open fire – can have heat and hot water even if electricity network goes down.
Food supply – plenty of livestock around, as well as a well-stocked lake for fishing about a mile further along the road. Good supply of eggs from the chickens.
Early warning – a clear view in most directions.

CONS:
Bungalow – can’t completely barricade lower windows or won’t be able to see outside. Can retreat to attic if necessary, but not ideal.
Communication – no radio or mobile phone signal because of mountains. Even handheld walkie talkies I bought are patchy.
Remote – an advantage, but could also be a disadvantage if military are searching for survivors in the town itself. Unlikely they’ll come this way.

On balance, I’d rather be here than be in the town itself, but the lack of radio signal is a big drawback. You have to travel about a mile closer to town to get any sort of signal, and every trip out of the house is likely to be dangerous. There’s a big hill out the back of the house which is a big, wide-open space with nowhere for anything to hide. Maybe I can climb that and see if there’s a signal from the top? If anything came after me, I’d be able to see it long before it could get anywhere near, and I could hopefully get back to the house without too much trouble.

Ah, damn it. Power’s gone off again. That’s something else I should have listed in theĀ ”cons” section – flaky power supply. Third time it’s happened this week. The power company are blaming the high winds and rain, which are due to ease off tomorrow (at last).

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Day 10: France

Just saw this on the rack at the supermarket. I feel sick, although I’m not sure if it’s because of the fact the zombies are in France, or because this is The Sun’s idea of journalism.

I hope the French have got the tunnel well guarded, that’s all I can say.

Zombies invade France

The Sun's account of zombies in France. With racism.

What’s most worrying is the speed at which the infection has spread through France. Yesterday there were no reported cases. Today, according to the newspapers – not just this one – huge areas of the country are overrun by zombie hordes. I’d better check the latest news and update my map, then I have to get back to preparing. The way things are going, there may not be long left.

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Day 9: Catching up

Haven’t written anything in the past couple of days. I’ve been trying to come to terms with what’s happened to Gary and, well, with everything else, too.

Things have moved on since I last wrote. Yesterday, for the first time, the mainstream media used the words “Zombie Virus” in connection with what happened in Australia, and with what’s now spreading across the rest of the world.

The U.N Peacekeeping troops who were sent in to calm the “civil unrest” in Australia didn’t make it back out. The whole country is now a no-go zone, along with a number of other countries around it.

From what I’ve heard and read, this is the world as it stands. Red zones show total zombie infestation. Orange show countries where cases have been reported, but are still relatively contained. White areas have no reported cases, although that doesn’t mean the virus hasn’t spread to some of those, too.

Map showing zombie virus infestation

Map showing affected areas. Click to enlarge.

As you can see, mainland Europe is now affected. Portugal and Italy have both reported cases of the virus, although they say they have it contained. For how long, is anyone’s guess.

The virus has a name now: Z1NA. It’s already been nicknamed “Zina” or “Xena” on Twitter and in the tabloids, both of which are lapping this whole thing up.

I always thought I would, too. I’ve made jokes about zombie invasions for years, spoken about what I’d do, read comics, books, watched TV show and movies about them. Part of me was probably almost hoping it would happen one day, so I could get out there with a shotgun or a chainsaw and relive what I’ve played on the PS3.

But my brother is dead. My niece and nephew are dead. And that’s if they’re the lucky ones. That sort of thing can really suck the fun out of a situation.

Claire’s been really dismissive of this whole thing since I started talking about it, but even she’s sitting up and taking notice now. She didn’t say anything when I brought home the weapons I’d bought. I told her I’m going to start putting barbed wire around the double gates leading up to the house, and all she did is nod and tighten her grip around the baby.

We haven’t said anything to Jack yet. There’s no point scaring him yet. There’ll be plenty of time for him to be scared later.

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Day 6: Realisation

Oh god, Gary’s dead. I’ve just realised. My brother, his wife, their children. They’re all dead.

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Day 6: Mapping the spread

Too busy to write much. I couldn’t get my hands on all the stuff on my shopping list locally, so I’m going to have to drive to Inverness to get the rest of it up there. I’ve decided to add a couple of camping stoves with gas bottles to the list, so I’ll pick those up when I’m there, too.

I’ve decided to keep a map showing the spread of the virus. This is all based on reports from the news, so it might be completely inaccurate by now for all I know. But knowledge is power, and the more I can know about how fast this thing spreads, the better equipped I’ll be to keep Claire and the kids alive.

Here’s the map. The red areas show complete infection. The orange countries have reported cases of infection, but it hasn’t yet spread to the general population. White zones have no reported cases of infection so far.

I’ll try to update this every day, as long as the reports keep coming in.

Map showing the spread of zombie infection

Map of Zombie Infection. Click to enlarge.

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